(p**nhub Records) [Verse 1] I love watching p**n when I have a bad day It's like jerking off flushes all the pain away Christy Mack, Tori Black, Jenna Haze, Jessie Jane All my favorite stars got a ring to their name Who the hell to blame when I just f**ing came p**nhub's the best All the rest is f**ing lame And all the other sites need to jump up their game And even if they don't they gonna jump on this train Rather p**n at home than at the club and make it rain Rather rap my a** off than at home with a dame And you're wrong if you think this song a silly claim to fame I should feel ashamed cause half of y'all don't even know my name The hub can't say the same They're not even in my lane Hang me up in the hall let me be your wall of shame [Hook] p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day [Verse 2] It's funny to me that some of y'all still watch that sh** on TV Let's take a time warp to the 90's When everyone bought CD's, DVDs Thought all money grew on trees All the b**hes on their knees Make em beg Make em tease Grab that a** and make it squeeze Make em cringe Make em pleased I know it sounds a little f**ed A little cray cray But f** that let's take it all back to present day Cause back then you wouldn't have listened to a word I say That's why I'm here today to tell you that p**nhub's the way Of the future and I know it's here to f**ing stay So go to the site Sit back and f**ing press play Let all your f**ing nerves calm in the weirdest way [Hook] p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day [Verse 3] Guess I don't really got much more to say So instead I'll jump ship and make your a**es pay To become a premium member and watch p**n all day Let's not forget their partners Like RedTube, XTube, SexTube Brazzers is my f**ing fav I watched that show with Christy Mack just the other day How could a boyfriend lay a finger on that b**h Come here War Machine, I'll show you a couple tricks [Hook] p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day [Verse 4] It's funny that I'm singing this song I been telling all my friends about p**nhub since day one Day one Day one Since day one Day one Day one Since day one! [Hook] p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day All day All day All all all all day All day p**nhub all day all day P-p**nhub all day all day P-p**nhub all day all day P-p**nhub all day all day