[Intro: Jordan Kanine]
Wow. Before we get started, I just want to take a second to thank those of you who made this possible
Just to mention a few of you. Fakers, haters, players, thank you all so much
You are the reason I do this
You are my inspiration
You give me strength
Especially those of you who think I can't do this
If I forgot anyone, I apologize
But I appreciate each and every one of you
So without further adieu
[Verse 1: Jordan Kanine]
Blastoff, it's time to start. Throne seated atop the charts
I'm a slippery dude. Water park. So y'all barely see me. Watermark
Let me introduce you to my cashier. 365 my cash year
I've arrived at the cash lot, park here
Got on the bus to success. Then Rosa Parked my rear
Kanine, do you smoke green? Balderdash. That's too rash
But if you give me a banjo, then I will give you bluegra**
Tryna tackle my flow? Y'all are mistaken. Typo
I'll bring it back. Repo. Cause y'all s** like lipo.
Flashin lights, I call that popo. Crazy dough. I call that loco
I'll s** in the money like licorice, then do it like Ke$ha and blo-ow
I spit the first draft but it sounds like the final copy. Factual but original
But if ya'll heard that the Kanine said it, then that work must be Biblical
Metabolic money rate got me all workin up my appetite
Pockets on supermarket fresh, fulla lettuce. I'm cookin my specialty: rappers delight
At the same time playin patticake with Patty's cakes while me and Halle Berry sweet texting
Whip superheroes into shape. I call that P90X-Men
Project X? Yeah right. Ya'll parties are feeble. I'm straight out the steeple
Having a white trash party with a bunch of colored people
Count the women on my fingers? Imma have to throw my toes in
If I deposit all my diamonds, my bank account would be frozen
There's no catchy hook on this one. It's just me
See, I don't want to be heard, I want to be listened to
So listen up. For now, I'm just messing
[Verse 2: Jordan Kanine]
To the left, to the left, Imma fall to the right. Feelin good, maybe I'll call her tonight
Awkward position we all in tonight. Just cause I laughed, she thought that I liked
She took me to the candy shop, and now I got a sweet tooth
We took it to the hotel, and now I got a suite tooth
Askin' messed up questions: What are the chances of us, hun?
Let's examine the possibilities. None
Well what do you think about us dating? I'm more into intimidating
Cause all girls are the same. Yeah, two can play at this game
I'll take you to school. No charter. Million caps, no Starter
If I could go any place in the world, you'll find me in the club sippin a bottle of Fiji Water
Neck decorated. Lookin like Michael Phelps. It's meant to be
Cause I'm drowning in the money. Yeah, I'm counting till the d**h of me
Grill cookin to the tailpipe. Smellin like some summer coal
Put you to shame in my new whip, that's silence of the Lambo
I ball with a pen and I'm on point. Black diamonds raise hate crimes
I rep Elkhart all day, so when I throw it up, it's got hang time
[Outro: Jordan Kanine]
From the bottom of my heart
From the essence of my being
From every bone in my body
I just want to say…
Welcome to Turbulence