Jordan Kanine - Blastoff lyrics

[Intro: Jordan Kanine] Wow. Before we get started, I just want to take a second to thank those of you who made this possible Just to mention a few of you. Fakers, haters, players, thank you all so much You are the reason I do this You are my inspiration You give me strength Especially those of you who think I can't do this If I forgot anyone, I apologize But I appreciate each and every one of you So without further adieu [Verse 1: Jordan Kanine] Blastoff, it's time to start. Throne seated atop the charts I'm a slippery dude. Water park. So y'all barely see me. Watermark Let me introduce you to my cashier. 365 my cash year I've arrived at the cash lot, park here Got on the bus to success. Then Rosa Parked my rear Kanine, do you smoke green? Balderdash. That's too rash But if you give me a banjo, then I will give you bluegra** Tryna tackle my flow? Y'all are mistaken. Typo I'll bring it back. Repo. Cause y'all s** like lipo. Flashin lights, I call that popo. Crazy dough. I call that loco I'll s** in the money like licorice, then do it like Ke$ha and blo-ow I spit the first draft but it sounds like the final copy. Factual but original But if ya'll heard that the Kanine said it, then that work must be Biblical Metabolic money rate got me all workin up my appetite Pockets on supermarket fresh, fulla lettuce. I'm cookin my specialty: rappers delight At the same time playin patticake with Patty's cakes while me and Halle Berry sweet texting Whip superheroes into shape. I call that P90X-Men Project X? Yeah right. Ya'll parties are feeble. I'm straight out the steeple Having a white trash party with a bunch of colored people Count the women on my fingers? Imma have to throw my toes in If I deposit all my diamonds, my bank account would be frozen There's no catchy hook on this one. It's just me See, I don't want to be heard, I want to be listened to So listen up. For now, I'm just messing [Verse 2: Jordan Kanine] To the left, to the left, Imma fall to the right. Feelin good, maybe I'll call her tonight Awkward position we all in tonight. Just cause I laughed, she thought that I liked She took me to the candy shop, and now I got a sweet tooth We took it to the hotel, and now I got a suite tooth Askin' messed up questions: What are the chances of us, hun? Let's examine the possibilities. None Well what do you think about us dating? I'm more into intimidating Cause all girls are the same. Yeah, two can play at this game I'll take you to school. No charter. Million caps, no Starter If I could go any place in the world, you'll find me in the club sippin a bottle of Fiji Water Neck decorated. Lookin like Michael Phelps. It's meant to be Cause I'm drowning in the money. Yeah, I'm counting till the d**h of me Grill cookin to the tailpipe. Smellin like some summer coal Put you to shame in my new whip, that's silence of the Lambo I ball with a pen and I'm on point. Black diamonds raise hate crimes I rep Elkhart all day, so when I throw it up, it's got hang time [Outro: Jordan Kanine] From the bottom of my heart From the essence of my being From every bone in my body I just want to say… Welcome to Turbulence