[Verse 1]
I don't care for no b**hin'
Cause I've just got an itchin'
To torture n******gs 'til they can't breathe
Do you want the taste of
My portly a** and then some?
I smell so bad you wouldn't believe
I'd like to fart in your nose
If you're feelin' overexposed
Then I know that my job is done right
Come on and take my a** then
I won't give you no aspirin
But your head'll hurt cause I ain't light
[Chorus]
I live on top of you
This slave belongs to me
Plus, I'm so much fatter than you
My a** has got a recipe
Half a cup malicious
Tablespoon delicious
Batter it up with my a**
Sprinkle bootylicious
You're a** is on my sh**list
And now I've purified my gas
[Verse 2]
Come on, b**h, stick your face up
And head into the bathtub
Get ready to be drowned with my bu*t
You'll probably need a scooper
Something's formin' in my pooper
But it's funnier if you don't ask what
[Chorus]