[Verse 1] I don't care for no b**hin' Cause I've just got an itchin' To torture n******gs 'til they can't breathe Do you want the taste of My portly a** and then some? I smell so bad you wouldn't believe I'd like to fart in your nose If you're feelin' overexposed Then I know that my job is done right Come on and take my a** then I won't give you no aspirin But your head'll hurt cause I ain't light [Chorus] I live on top of you This slave belongs to me Plus, I'm so much fatter than you My a** has got a recipe Half a cup malicious Tablespoon delicious Batter it up with my a** Sprinkle bootylicious You're a** is on my sh**list And now I've purified my gas [Verse 2] Come on, b**h, stick your face up And head into the bathtub Get ready to be drowned with my bu*t You'll probably need a scooper Something's formin' in my pooper But it's funnier if you don't ask what [Chorus]