[Verse 1: Jordan Jonesy]
The kinda sh** that puts a f*g into a motherf**in' coma
Yeah, that's the kinda sh** that earned my a** a gas diploma
An a** immovable on your face that'll give your eyes glaucoma
I'm talkin' 'bout them farts, damn, that dirty-a** aroma
That's the best f**in' stench you'll ever smell in your life
This a** and the sh** inside it is the cause of your strife
And this a**'s sh** is sh**tier than all hell so take a bite
I need a shower and I want more power than a segregationist white
The smell of sweat and farts and poop, it instantly fills your nose
It's not as smelly as this taking a dip in a toilet-bowl
After I'd sh**ted diarrhea, it's giving me an idea
Why don't I take a sh** in a tortilla or inject you with gonorrhea
f**in' possibilities are endless 'cause my f*ggot slave is friendless
Nobody's trying to find him, he's defenseless and I'm a menace
This n***a can't finish a sentence without me covering him up
Smothering him up, *fart sound* That what I think it is? Yup
Spurtin' farts in his eyes and the f**er's hands are tied
So he can pick my a** up and remove it, he's gonna die!
But any kind of resistance besides is ill-advised
If he tried to touch this a**, it'd probably put him even closer to his demise
Oh, surprise, I'm much more than ga**ed
If you'd notice under there, there's a sh** comin' out my a**
Livin' life to the fullest, I'm going to rip off your bullocks
And if you should ever die just know my a**'ll be the bullet
[Verse 2]
Subjected to a life of kissin' a** and lickin' Sitters' thongs
Just because you couldn't f**in' muscle up and be f**in' strong
Even skinnier than some hong-wong from Vietcong