[Verse 1: Jordan Jonesy] The kinda sh** that puts a f*g into a motherf**in' coma Yeah, that's the kinda sh** that earned my a** a gas diploma An a** immovable on your face that'll give your eyes glaucoma I'm talkin' 'bout them farts, damn, that dirty-a** aroma That's the best f**in' stench you'll ever smell in your life This a** and the sh** inside it is the cause of your strife And this a**'s sh** is sh**tier than all hell so take a bite I need a shower and I want more power than a segregationist white The smell of sweat and farts and poop, it instantly fills your nose It's not as smelly as this taking a dip in a toilet-bowl After I'd sh**ted diarrhea, it's giving me an idea Why don't I take a sh** in a tortilla or inject you with gonorrhea f**in' possibilities are endless 'cause my f*ggot slave is friendless Nobody's trying to find him, he's defenseless and I'm a menace This n***a can't finish a sentence without me covering him up Smothering him up, *fart sound* That what I think it is? Yup Spurtin' farts in his eyes and the f**er's hands are tied So he can pick my a** up and remove it, he's gonna die! But any kind of resistance besides is ill-advised If he tried to touch this a**, it'd probably put him even closer to his demise Oh, surprise, I'm much more than ga**ed If you'd notice under there, there's a sh** comin' out my a** Livin' life to the fullest, I'm going to rip off your bullocks And if you should ever die just know my a**'ll be the bullet [Verse 2] Subjected to a life of kissin' a** and lickin' Sitters' thongs Just because you couldn't f**in' muscle up and be f**in' strong Even skinnier than some hong-wong from Vietcong