Oh no, look what's paddling out, we're finished
We're down on longboards
Down on longboards
Don't like old logs
Down on longboards
We're down on longboards
We don't like wave hogs
Now you've been told it's a sin
To only have one fin
Down on longboards
We're down on longboards
And don't like old logs
Down on longboards
Hey, you look like a pelican
Whose beak is too big for him
You're a blood-s**ing tick
Out there with your big stick
We're down on longboards
Down on longboards
And don't like old logs
Down on longboards
So take that huge log
And drop it at the lumber yard
The way they made it really stank
It's nothing but a giant plank
My guitar speaks to me... that board is dead
Burn that thing or jump in a lake
Hey you're not a real surfer
Don't tell me it's easy to paddle
Get back on the beach with the rest of the cattle
We're down on longboards
Down on longboards
And don't like old logs
Down on longboards
We're down on longboards
Down on longboards
And don't like old logs
Down on longboards
Down on longboards
Down on longboards
Down on longboards
Down on longboards