Johnny Malibu - Down On Longboards lyrics

Oh no, look what's paddling out, we're finished We're down on longboards Down on longboards Don't like old logs Down on longboards We're down on longboards We don't like wave hogs Now you've been told it's a sin To only have one fin Down on longboards We're down on longboards And don't like old logs Down on longboards Hey, you look like a pelican Whose beak is too big for him You're a blood-s**ing tick Out there with your big stick We're down on longboards Down on longboards And don't like old logs Down on longboards So take that huge log And drop it at the lumber yard The way they made it really stank It's nothing but a giant plank My guitar speaks to me... that board is dead Burn that thing or jump in a lake Hey you're not a real surfer Don't tell me it's easy to paddle Get back on the beach with the rest of the cattle We're down on longboards Down on longboards And don't like old logs Down on longboards We're down on longboards Down on longboards And don't like old logs Down on longboards Down on longboards Down on longboards Down on longboards Down on longboards