[Intro]
Yo, MC Moyes, there's something I need to say
[Verse 1]
I smashed your b**h last week, then I did the same to your dad
Got my boys turnt up, and my swag turned on
Got a dick you wished you had
"Moyes you're sh**, you're ruining United"
What's that? Go f** yourself
Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel
[Hook x2]
I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes
Put your hands up, will you make some noise
Turn around if you're hating, boy
[Verse 2]
Now that I've got your attention
There's something that I need to mention
That's right, United, we're still right in for contention
No not, not for the title, for the manager with the largest penis Cause it's ma**ive, dickhead
Arsene Wenger look, it's half past you're a twat
Been selling you dope for years, heard you got Özil into that
Oi nah, I think I've found a target, no, I'm not talking Marco Reus
It's your girl and Imma make her David Moist
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3]
I must say, that I really wanna say
That my team ain't good enough for me
Tom Cleverley you're a weed, now go make me some sandwiches
Shout Out to Rafa Benítez, he loves the p**y too
Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer, see you soon
Hit Puberty at thirty eight, but I've always been gorgeous
And a gymlad, I'm built like a brick, I'm basically Lukaku
Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa
So, f** the hate, I'm here to stay
You don't agree, I'll smash your face
[Hook x2]
[Outro]
Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife
It was me, it was f**ing me, mate, dickheads