Joe Weller - MC Moyes lyrics

[Intro] Yo, MC Moyes, there's something I need to say [Verse 1] I smashed your b**h last week, then I did the same to your dad Got my boys turnt up, and my swag turned on Got a dick you wished you had "Moyes you're sh**, you're ruining United" What's that? Go f** yourself Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel [Hook x2] I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes Put your hands up, will you make some noise Turn around if you're hating, boy [Verse 2] Now that I've got your attention There's something that I need to mention That's right, United, we're still right in for contention No not, not for the title, for the manager with the largest penis Cause it's ma**ive, dickhead Arsene Wenger look, it's half past you're a twat Been selling you dope for years, heard you got Özil into that Oi nah, I think I've found a target, no, I'm not talking Marco Reus It's your girl and Imma make her David Moist [Hook x2] [Verse 3] I must say, that I really wanna say That my team ain't good enough for me Tom Cleverley you're a weed, now go make me some sandwiches Shout Out to Rafa Benítez, he loves the p**y too Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer, see you soon Hit Puberty at thirty eight, but I've always been gorgeous And a gymlad, I'm built like a brick, I'm basically Lukaku Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa So, f** the hate, I'm here to stay You don't agree, I'll smash your face [Hook x2] [Outro] Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife It was me, it was f**ing me, mate, dickheads