I wake up erry morning
Here at ma crib
Make some breakfast
Don't need no BIB
I have a shower
Hot water ‘cause I got power
Get dressed in ma swag
I don't wear no rag
I walk down the street
To ma punk-a** work
Maybeh been promoted
To a b**hin-a** clerk
On my lunch break
I eat a bag of chips
And go for a walk
I'm sore in the hips
After that go back to work
Which is pretty awesome
I love my job
And I love ya honey blossom
Afterwords
I decide-to-ride-the bus
Because I cut my foot
Walk-ing would cause pus
I get off the bus
Help my neighbour
With her groceries
I mean she
Doesn't want to drop
Them berries
I open mah door
Use my key
I get inside, and
Watch Tee-Vee
I go outside and
Mow my lawn
All the long gra** is gone!
I call my mum, and ask for wiper fluid
SHE SAYS: “fu*k OFF YOU MOTHERfu*kING DRUID”
I decide to use my new car
Its from ninety-eight
All of you wiggas
Stop your hate
I call my friends
And the aussie calls me “MATE”
I have lots of riches
And get all the witches
I roll up to my house
In my lambo gallardo
And walk downtown
To the local Wells Fargo
I'm an investor, Dr Berkowitz and son
And I stay inside all day so I don't get enough sun
I hate my friend David ‘cause he's a communist duck
And I'm still mad at joe ‘cause he broke my air duct
I'm an audiophile and I spend all my money
On PSBs and matching couch covers, honey
I like my friend Dirtbag, he's pretty funny
Now here he is, listen, he's pretty funny
Then we go to dinner, I ask for a fish
The waitress says: “would you like that with a side dish?”
My friends are all so nice
They pay my share of the bill
I'm happy to be living in ROUGE HILL
I hope y'all enjoyed this jam
I can't wait to go home and eat some ham