Joe Sismondo - My Life in Da Hood lyrics

I wake up erry morning Here at ma crib Make some breakfast Don't need no BIB I have a shower Hot water ‘cause I got power Get dressed in ma swag I don't wear no rag I walk down the street To ma punk-a** work Maybeh been promoted To a b**hin-a** clerk On my lunch break I eat a bag of chips And go for a walk I'm sore in the hips After that go back to work Which is pretty awesome I love my job And I love ya honey blossom Afterwords I decide-to-ride-the bus Because I cut my foot Walk-ing would cause pus I get off the bus Help my neighbour With her groceries I mean she Doesn't want to drop Them berries I open mah door Use my key I get inside, and Watch Tee-Vee I go outside and Mow my lawn All the long gra** is gone! I call my mum, and ask for wiper fluid SHE SAYS: “fu*k OFF YOU MOTHERfu*kING DRUID” I decide to use my new car Its from ninety-eight All of you wiggas Stop your hate I call my friends And the aussie calls me “MATE” I have lots of riches And get all the witches I roll up to my house In my lambo gallardo And walk downtown To the local Wells Fargo I'm an investor, Dr Berkowitz and son And I stay inside all day so I don't get enough sun I hate my friend David ‘cause he's a communist duck And I'm still mad at joe ‘cause he broke my air duct I'm an audiophile and I spend all my money On PSBs and matching couch covers, honey I like my friend Dirtbag, he's pretty funny Now here he is, listen, he's pretty funny Then we go to dinner, I ask for a fish The waitress says: “would you like that with a side dish?” My friends are all so nice They pay my share of the bill I'm happy to be living in ROUGE HILL I hope y'all enjoyed this jam I can't wait to go home and eat some ham