Can't drink the water
Can't breathe the air
Can't hide down in the sewer
'cause there's crocodiles down there
My hovel needs a barricade
My pants need an alarm
Need some non-alcoholic whiskey
And some giuliani charm
Just because you're paranoid
Don't mean they're not out to get ya
Don't look at me on the subway
And I won't look at you
Don't touch me with your greasy gloves
And syphilitic flu
Brain cancer causes cell phones
Brain damage causes d**
I'm staying off the streets 'cause
Gangwar causes thugs
Just because you're paranoid
Don't mean they're not out to get ya