Can't drink the water Can't breathe the air Can't hide down in the sewer 'cause there's crocodiles down there My hovel needs a barricade My pants need an alarm Need some non-alcoholic whiskey And some giuliani charm Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not out to get ya Don't look at me on the subway And I won't look at you Don't touch me with your greasy gloves And syphilitic flu Brain cancer causes cell phones Brain damage causes d** I'm staying off the streets 'cause Gangwar causes thugs Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not out to get ya