[Intro]
Damn son, this beat is dirty
It's making me dirty
It's making you dirty
Son, you better go take a shower, I'll come too
[Verse 1]
You ain't black until you smoke crack
All white people I want to attack
My dick is bigger than Jesus Christ
If you want to s** it, I'll give you a price
I hate whites, I wanna take away their rights
When whitey comes around, keep him in your sights
You ain't a n***a I'll pull my trigger
I steal white women cause their tits are bigger
I smoke crack and I'll smoke a cracker
I wanna' be black, I wanna' be blacker
I'm in the NAACP so keep your damn honky hands off of me
f** the police, I buy I don't lease
I'm rolling in so much cash and grease
So whitey gets mad, he gets angry
Cause his white, honky b**h has gangrene
I got hormones: A s**ual fever
If the who*e moans, I'll beat her
The policemen: f** 'em, they chase us
Haters gonna' hate because they're racist
[Bridge]
Take a seat son, let me tell you a story
I was f**ing this b**h once and this is what I told her
"b**h, shut up cause I love orange soda"
[Hook]
I wake up in the morning and I'm Joe
I don't put clothes on, I just go
There's a lot about me that you'd like to know
So take a seat, b**h, and enjoy the show
[Verse 2]
I'm from outer space and I win every race
I was born in last but I'll die in first place
And your face: It's a total disgrace
When I cum it means that I just won the race
So keep the pace flowing, don't start slowing
You're showing that you're knowing that my cum I am bestowing
It seems that you're picking it up slow
So take it from me cause I'm in the know
[Hook]
I wake up in the morning and I'm Joe
I don't put clothes on, I just go
There's a lot about me that you'd like to know
So take a seat, b**h, and enjoy the show
You can't beat this or match this flow
s** on my dick, b**h, and then go
You're better than me? f** no!
There ain't no chance; when you rape you choke
[Verse 3]
And this is the best part that I sing
It's all about me in a minor swing
Oh, f**. I forgot that one thing
When you ring the doorbell it goes "ding, dong"
My dick is so long
You thought I was white, man?
You got it all wrong
Are you retarded? Try again
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