[Intro] Damn son, this beat is dirty It's making me dirty It's making you dirty Son, you better go take a shower, I'll come too [Verse 1] You ain't black until you smoke crack All white people I want to attack My dick is bigger than Jesus Christ If you want to s** it, I'll give you a price I hate whites, I wanna take away their rights When whitey comes around, keep him in your sights You ain't a n***a I'll pull my trigger I steal white women cause their tits are bigger I smoke crack and I'll smoke a cracker I wanna' be black, I wanna' be blacker I'm in the NAACP so keep your damn honky hands off of me f** the police, I buy I don't lease I'm rolling in so much cash and grease So whitey gets mad, he gets angry Cause his white, honky b**h has gangrene I got hormones: A s**ual fever If the who*e moans, I'll beat her The policemen: f** 'em, they chase us Haters gonna' hate because they're racist [Bridge] Take a seat son, let me tell you a story I was f**ing this b**h once and this is what I told her "b**h, shut up cause I love orange soda" [Hook] I wake up in the morning and I'm Joe I don't put clothes on, I just go There's a lot about me that you'd like to know So take a seat, b**h, and enjoy the show [Verse 2] I'm from outer space and I win every race I was born in last but I'll die in first place And your face: It's a total disgrace When I cum it means that I just won the race So keep the pace flowing, don't start slowing You're showing that you're knowing that my cum I am bestowing It seems that you're picking it up slow So take it from me cause I'm in the know [Hook] I wake up in the morning and I'm Joe I don't put clothes on, I just go There's a lot about me that you'd like to know So take a seat, b**h, and enjoy the show You can't beat this or match this flow s** on my dick, b**h, and then go You're better than me? f** no! There ain't no chance; when you rape you choke [Verse 3] And this is the best part that I sing It's all about me in a minor swing Oh, f**. I forgot that one thing When you ring the doorbell it goes "ding, dong" My dick is so long You thought I was white, man? You got it all wrong Are you retarded? Try again Repeat this song