[Verse 1: Hillary Clinton]
New York, my name is Hillary
I'm packing the artillery
Gonna blast the GOP away
See, they ain't got nothing
They're huffing and puffing
Like Bill on Sadie Hawkins Day
I'm in from D.C
Yeah, could've come cheaper
But the tax payers footing the bill
So I'm Air Force One-in
Secret Service got em running
Got to get me up to Capital Hill
They will
[Verse 2: Rudy Giuliani]
Oh, you're a fine piece of booty
But you're no match for Rudy
I'm the king of the Empire State
Kicking grooves, I'm a homie
Not a carpet bagging phony
Getting jiggy in the Senate race
I was feelin fine and dandy
I was getting kinda randy
As my "poll" was rising every day
Then I'm caught with a honey
Got a prostate acting funny
Now the Senate is a world away
f**in' aye
[Verse 3: Rick Lazio]
See-saw swinging with the beats I'm bringing
Lazio on the scene in a flash
Former Gingrich lackey
G.O.P. Mack Daddy
Bout' to take Hilly out with the trash
See when Rudy couldn't hack it
With his wife kicking racket
I was waiting in the wings to shine
Now I'm battling with Hilly
Bustin rhymes extra chilly
Gonna take her to the finish line
She's mine