[Verse 1: Hillary Clinton] New York, my name is Hillary I'm packing the artillery Gonna blast the GOP away See, they ain't got nothing They're huffing and puffing Like Bill on Sadie Hawkins Day I'm in from D.C Yeah, could've come cheaper But the tax payers footing the bill So I'm Air Force One-in Secret Service got em running Got to get me up to Capital Hill They will [Verse 2: Rudy Giuliani] Oh, you're a fine piece of booty But you're no match for Rudy I'm the king of the Empire State Kicking grooves, I'm a homie Not a carpet bagging phony Getting jiggy in the Senate race I was feelin fine and dandy I was getting kinda randy As my "poll" was rising every day Then I'm caught with a honey Got a prostate acting funny Now the Senate is a world away f**in' aye [Verse 3: Rick Lazio] See-saw swinging with the beats I'm bringing Lazio on the scene in a flash Former Gingrich lackey G.O.P. Mack Daddy Bout' to take Hilly out with the trash See when Rudy couldn't hack it With his wife kicking racket I was waiting in the wings to shine Now I'm battling with Hilly Bustin rhymes extra chilly Gonna take her to the finish line She's mine