[Verse 1]
Don Juan, picaresque
Wife-beater vest
Cold hand, ice man
Warring caveman
Well if this is what it takes to describe
I'm not a man
[Verse 2]
Wheeler, dealer
Mover, shaker
Casanova
Beefaroni, but lonely
Well if this what it takes to describe
I'm not a man, I'm not a man
I'm something much bigger and better than
A man
[Verse 3]
Wise-a**, smart-a**
Workaholic
Thick-skinned, two-fisted hombre, ole
Well if these are terms you'd use to describe
[Chorus]
Oh I'm shaking, look at me
I'm quaking, true grit, true blue
k** crazy, so very manly of you
You are the soldier
Who won't get much older
You are the slow Joe
Who signed up to go
[Verse 4]
Wolf down, wolf down
T-bone steak
Wolf down
Cancer of the prostate
Ways to sit and of course
Ways to stand
I'm not a man, I'm not a man
[Chorus 2]
No, big fat locker room, hockey-jock, laughing
I'm not a man
I'd never k** or eat an animal
And I never would destroy this planet I'm on
Well what do you think I am?
A man?