[Verse 1] Don Juan, picaresque Wife-beater vest Cold hand, ice man Warring caveman Well if this is what it takes to describe I'm not a man [Verse 2] Wheeler, dealer Mover, shaker Casanova Beefaroni, but lonely Well if this what it takes to describe I'm not a man, I'm not a man I'm something much bigger and better than A man [Verse 3] Wise-a**, smart-a** Workaholic Thick-skinned, two-fisted hombre, ole Well if these are terms you'd use to describe [Chorus] Oh I'm shaking, look at me I'm quaking, true grit, true blue k** crazy, so very manly of you You are the soldier Who won't get much older You are the slow Joe Who signed up to go [Verse 4] Wolf down, wolf down T-bone steak Wolf down Cancer of the prostate Ways to sit and of course Ways to stand I'm not a man, I'm not a man [Chorus 2] No, big fat locker room, hockey-jock, laughing I'm not a man I'd never k** or eat an animal And I never would destroy this planet I'm on Well what do you think I am? A man?