Monday:
Late again, today
He'd be in trouble though he'd said he was sorry
He'd have to hurry out the bus
Tuesday:
Horace was so sad
He'd never had a girl that he could care for
And if he was late once more, he'd be out. Uh-oh!
[Chorus]
Don't be afraid,just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin and fumblin
Then a voice from above said:
"Horace wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan."
Wednesday:
Horace met a girl
She was small and she was very pretty
He thought he was in love, he was afraid. Uh-oh!
Thursday:
Asked her for a date
The cafe down the street tomorrow evening
His head was reeling, when she said "yes". Ok!
[Chorus]
Friday:
Horace,this is it
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry
When she says, "Gladly!", Horace cries. Ooh, hoo!
Sunday:
Everybody's at the church
When Horace rushes in and says, "Now here come my wife
For the rest of my life!" And she did
[Chorus]
"Horace wimp, this is your wife
Go out and find yourself a life
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan."
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday... (repeat through fade)
Horace Wimp...
Horace Wimp...
Horace Wimp...
Horace Wimp...
Horace Wimp...