Jeff Lynne - The Diary of Horace Wimp lyrics

Monday: Late again, today He'd be in trouble though he'd said he was sorry He'd have to hurry out the bus Tuesday: Horace was so sad He'd never had a girl that he could care for And if he was late once more, he'd be out. Uh-oh! [Chorus] Don't be afraid,just knock on the door Well he just stood there mumblin and fumblin Then a voice from above said: "Horace wimp, this is your life Go out and find yourself a wife Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life plan." Wednesday: Horace met a girl She was small and she was very pretty He thought he was in love, he was afraid. Uh-oh! Thursday: Asked her for a date The cafe down the street tomorrow evening His head was reeling, when she said "yes". Ok! [Chorus] Friday: Horace,this is it He asks the girl if maybe they could marry When she says, "Gladly!", Horace cries. Ooh, hoo! Sunday: Everybody's at the church When Horace rushes in and says, "Now here come my wife For the rest of my life!" And she did [Chorus] "Horace wimp, this is your wife Go out and find yourself a life Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life plan." Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday... (repeat through fade) Horace Wimp... Horace Wimp... Horace Wimp... Horace Wimp... Horace Wimp...