[Chorus]
I don't know who they are
I don't know what they do
I just know that they're famous
And famous people are cool
Yeah famous people are cool
See famous people are cool
I don't know who they are
But famous people are cool (cool)
[Verse 1]
I wanna be famous on Instagram
Get a blue check mark and a hell of a lot of fans
Tell me you like my pics I'll post some more
And if you see me at the store I'll be hosting hoards
Of my peeps - yeah you can watch 'em scream
Happily as if Santa had been comin' to see me
This evening - teens all yelling "he's dreamy"
Look at this look at this Harry Houdini
When I disappear with a cloud of smoke
Take Elizabeth with me to my house and hope
For some a** - "Um, I think I'll pa**"
Well let's drink a couple drinks we can have some laughs
And watch my videos - I know you like 'em
"I should really get home..." - come on quit fighting
Here's some Vicodin - it'll ease your thoughts
"Okay maybe just like a couple of shots"
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[Verse 2]
I was driving real drunk after a late night out
I hit a tree trunk and nearly scraped my brow
But I didn't - some cop took the report
Said he liked my Vines and I should go make more
No ticket or fine I was A-OK
He even did a line with me said “Great c**aine”
I went home, driving through several red lights
I found Elizabeth there still bugging from last night
On some shrooms, mixed with Adderall
“Oh my gosh this is my favorite where you slap his balls”
Haha - yeah she was watching my vids
Don't worry kids you too can live just like this
Anyways had to get her home somehow
I sobered her up with a bump, said it's time to bounce
And she left ("Call me") - I went to meet more fans
Found Ashley told her we should go hold hands
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[Verse 3]
I had to be in court just like three days later
For punching a reporter who worked for the newspaper
I wasn't angry I just used to date her
And I'd found out she was banging Bruce my neighbor
Told the judge I was sorry - I wouldn't do it again
He took away my 'rari, threw me into the pen
For 30 days - up at Malibu
I met Mary there - she was a pill addict too
Who liked the beach, and reading Catcher in the Rye
We'd get stoned by the ocean and she'd be like “Why? -
- why is life so complex?”
I'd reply "I dunno - let's just go have s**"
And we did - til one day we got caught
By a janitor who really liked what he saw
Filmed us a few times we made a whole movie
Who would of thought rehab was so groovy
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