Jay Kila - FMZ PPL lyrics

[Chorus] I don't know who they are I don't know what they do I just know that they're famous And famous people are cool Yeah famous people are cool See famous people are cool I don't know who they are But famous people are cool (cool) [Verse 1] I wanna be famous on Instagram Get a blue check mark and a hell of a lot of fans Tell me you like my pics I'll post some more And if you see me at the store I'll be hosting hoards Of my peeps - yeah you can watch 'em scream Happily as if Santa had been comin' to see me This evening - teens all yelling "he's dreamy" Look at this look at this Harry Houdini When I disappear with a cloud of smoke Take Elizabeth with me to my house and hope For some a** - "Um, I think I'll pa**" Well let's drink a couple drinks we can have some laughs And watch my videos - I know you like 'em "I should really get home..." - come on quit fighting Here's some Vicodin - it'll ease your thoughts "Okay maybe just like a couple of shots" [Chorus] [Verse 2] I was driving real drunk after a late night out I hit a tree trunk and nearly scraped my brow But I didn't - some cop took the report Said he liked my Vines and I should go make more No ticket or fine I was A-OK He even did a line with me said “Great c**aine” I went home, driving through several red lights I found Elizabeth there still bugging from last night On some shrooms, mixed with Adderall “Oh my gosh this is my favorite where you slap his balls” Haha - yeah she was watching my vids Don't worry kids you too can live just like this Anyways had to get her home somehow I sobered her up with a bump, said it's time to bounce And she left ("Call me") - I went to meet more fans Found Ashley told her we should go hold hands [Chorus] [Verse 3] I had to be in court just like three days later For punching a reporter who worked for the newspaper I wasn't angry I just used to date her And I'd found out she was banging Bruce my neighbor Told the judge I was sorry - I wouldn't do it again He took away my 'rari, threw me into the pen For 30 days - up at Malibu I met Mary there - she was a pill addict too Who liked the beach, and reading Catcher in the Rye We'd get stoned by the ocean and she'd be like “Why? - - why is life so complex?” I'd reply "I dunno - let's just go have s**" And we did - til one day we got caught By a janitor who really liked what he saw Filmed us a few times we made a whole movie Who would of thought rehab was so groovy [Chorus]