The physical effects of marijuana
The first sensations may be felt instantly
After having smoked some gra**
Or an hour after having eaten it
Usually you creep into a stoned condition
Inch by inch, sliding upward
But if you've eaten it
The effects may come upon you suddenly and
Strike you full force in the middle of a word
So while I was shopping at the super market (?)
I see this beautiful chick, really dynamite
Si I was just about to use the old drop a jar of mustard on her foot ploy
You know, to meet her
And uh, and she uh
Uh when uh
When um
When I
Uh
When
Um
What were we talking about?
And if the people you're talking to are stoned
They won't remember either
(I uh, I beg your pardon)
The first sensation you will feel will be physical
A new tingling of some sort
A band of light pressure around your temples
Or in your shoulders or your back
You may become aware of your knees or your in-step
Or your head seems heavy and packed with chopped brown paper
Or it might feel empty and floating farther above your shoulders than it's supposed to be
You might also become aware of your an*s or genitalia
You'll also discover that gra** is an an*lgesic
And like ordinary pain relivers
Can cure headaches, uritis, and neuralgia
So remember
M-A-R-I-J-U
A-J-U-A-N-A
Mari
Juana
Marijuana