Jack Margolis & Jere Alan Brain - Physical Effects lyrics

The physical effects of marijuana The first sensations may be felt instantly After having smoked some gra** Or an hour after having eaten it Usually you creep into a stoned condition Inch by inch, sliding upward But if you've eaten it The effects may come upon you suddenly and Strike you full force in the middle of a word So while I was shopping at the super market (?) I see this beautiful chick, really dynamite Si I was just about to use the old drop a jar of mustard on her foot ploy You know, to meet her And uh, and she uh Uh when uh When um When I Uh When Um What were we talking about? And if the people you're talking to are stoned They won't remember either (I uh, I beg your pardon) The first sensation you will feel will be physical A new tingling of some sort A band of light pressure around your temples Or in your shoulders or your back You may become aware of your knees or your in-step Or your head seems heavy and packed with chopped brown paper Or it might feel empty and floating farther above your shoulders than it's supposed to be You might also become aware of your an*s or genitalia You'll also discover that gra** is an an*lgesic And like ordinary pain relivers Can cure headaches, uritis, and neuralgia So remember M-A-R-I-J-U A-J-U-A-N-A Mari Juana Marijuana