[Intro - J Rodz and Julio]
(Jonatan):
Seriously, though, I need a good beat for this
(Julio):
What you mean, you have like 3 beats in front of you! Is that not enough?
(Jonatan):
Dude, I don't feel right about them. They wack as f**. I need something good, not the iPhone ringtone
(Julio):
Aight, I got u, imma set u up real good for this
(Jonatan):
Dude, I'm low key nervous
(Julio):
f** it, if it's good, you'll shine. If it's wack, it's okay, this sh** is just for fun, bro. What, u wanna be a trapper or sum sh**?
(Jonatan):
I just don't want people to make fun of me, that's all. I've had enough of that. Pinocchio this, skinny that, s** at soccer, I can't do this mixtape so I can give my supposed friends something more to criticize
(Julio):
That's what u need to rap about, then. Fakes
[Verse 1 - J Rodz]
Once again it's the sinister cynical minister J Rodz
Kryptonite to Superman, he goes up against all odds
Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays
No matter when or where, all 365 days
Part Barca, part Toluca, part Mexican
Full of genius just like Einstein and Edison
Dick made outta exact opposite of gelatin
And a nosie so big he looks like a pelican
Scrawny a** n***a just like a skeleton
But when it comes to girls he the gentleman
Somebody slow him down, give him his medicine
In the f**ing industry there's no comparison
Windows opening shutting, doors opening closing
I think there's a ghost, too much hydrocodone and codeine
I was supposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing
I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
J Rodz, what you talking about, you ain't got no nose ring
Yeah, I see you techies, you know I saw that coming
Yall p**y n***as hating when y'all yourselves got nothing
Hating on a homie who's getting Bens without hustling
Y'all the ones who gon be claiming yall been there since day one
But I tell you, y'all been picking on me since day one
Everything I just said in the 4 5 set of 2 1s
Yall been constantly reminding me of since I've been with yall
Once this sh** comes out, y'all be begging for forgiveness
Ayo J Rodz wa**up, let me catch a word with you real quick
It's you out of all I would pa** for the scoring kick
It's you out of all I would share with the brick
None of that “Damn, n***a, you s**, look like Pinocchio
Lift some bean cans, nah I can't go to the Rodeo”
Even sometimes it's some homies from Unknown
Who remind everyday I will mostly be alone
Shout out to the real ones, to the real Unknown
Shout out to the girl who made me, of her there is no clone
Shout out to the friendships who have only grown
Though I never need it y'all come through with a loan
Yall maybe feeling sorry, y'all maybe feeling bad
I'm here to tell you, you've never been in demand
Nah, guys, I'm just playing, c'mon and let's hold hands
It's ok, I know yall just playing, I understand
Hold up where yall going, activate yalls brakes
No, n***a, no, you cannot swim in my lake
Maybe if you lucky, go sign up for my sweepstakes
Yall can thank Rolo, told me to rap about the fakes
J Rodz - Fakes lyrics
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