J Rodz - Fakes lyrics

[Intro - J Rodz and Julio] (Jonatan): Seriously, though, I need a good beat for this (Julio): What you mean, you have like 3 beats in front of you! Is that not enough? (Jonatan): Dude, I don't feel right about them. They wack as f**. I need something good, not the iPhone ringtone (Julio): Aight, I got u, imma set u up real good for this (Jonatan): Dude, I'm low key nervous (Julio): f** it, if it's good, you'll shine. If it's wack, it's okay, this sh** is just for fun, bro. What, u wanna be a trapper or sum sh**? (Jonatan): I just don't want people to make fun of me, that's all. I've had enough of that. Pinocchio this, skinny that, s** at soccer, I can't do this mixtape so I can give my supposed friends something more to criticize (Julio): That's what u need to rap about, then. Fakes [Verse 1 - J Rodz] Once again it's the sinister cynical minister J Rodz Kryptonite to Superman, he goes up against all odds Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays No matter when or where, all 365 days Part Barca, part Toluca, part Mexican Full of genius just like Einstein and Edison Dick made outta exact opposite of gelatin And a nosie so big he looks like a pelican Scrawny a** n***a just like a skeleton But when it comes to girls he the gentleman Somebody slow him down, give him his medicine In the f**ing industry there's no comparison Windows opening shutting, doors opening closing I think there's a ghost, too much hydrocodone and codeine I was supposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring J Rodz, what you talking about, you ain't got no nose ring Yeah, I see you techies, you know I saw that coming Yall p**y n***as hating when y'all yourselves got nothing Hating on a homie who's getting Bens without hustling Y'all the ones who gon be claiming yall been there since day one But I tell you, y'all been picking on me since day one Everything I just said in the 4 5 set of 2 1s Yall been constantly reminding me of since I've been with yall Once this sh** comes out, y'all be begging for forgiveness Ayo J Rodz wa**up, let me catch a word with you real quick It's you out of all I would pa** for the scoring kick It's you out of all I would share with the brick None of that “Damn, n***a, you s**, look like Pinocchio Lift some bean cans, nah I can't go to the Rodeo” Even sometimes it's some homies from Unknown Who remind everyday I will mostly be alone Shout out to the real ones, to the real Unknown Shout out to the girl who made me, of her there is no clone Shout out to the friendships who have only grown Though I never need it y'all come through with a loan Yall maybe feeling sorry, y'all maybe feeling bad I'm here to tell you, you've never been in demand Nah, guys, I'm just playing, c'mon and let's hold hands It's ok, I know yall just playing, I understand Hold up where yall going, activate yalls brakes No, n***a, no, you cannot swim in my lake Maybe if you lucky, go sign up for my sweepstakes Yall can thank Rolo, told me to rap about the fakes