[Verse 1]
I'm a soothsayer, booth slayer, call me truth teller
Champagne overflowing, so I had to buy a new cellar
Took away my edges, now I am a smooth fella
And when I wear that navy, ladies call me blue k**er
Spitting like SARS and delivering the bars
Universal coverage, get these bars on Mars
I set the bar and you fall under it, you're not on par
Time for a revolution, rap game is the tsar
Conor McGregor, I'm a two weight champ
Can be a scamp but got romance like “Lady and the Tramp”
When I'm finished rapping, all these panties are damp
Cranium full of ideas, my head is a lamp
That's the lights on, this is the right song
If you change the jukebox, that's when the fight's on
Ford Anglia, turn a car into a plane, flight Ron
Right on, future so bright, saw it, now my sight's gone
[Pre-Hook]
I'm popping, - even your granny has heard about the nerd
I'm dropping tracks for every single sheep up in this herd
In 2016, I'm the best thing that occurred
And the come up is StateFarm, - fully insured
[Hook]
I'm the dog, spell it backwards, it still de-fines me
And I've got these lambs chopped in a three times three
Tutor twice a week, I'm a part-time T
But the game is round the clock, I'm a full-time G
[Verse 2]
Call me Henry with a gun, I'm a Tudor and a shooter
I'm a king, best transport, can't catch me on a scooter
Spit back these lines like it's code in a computer
I'm the flyest suitor, am the law, judge, jury, prosecutor
No car to pool to school, take the bus, I'm a commuter
Girl walks on the bus, no fare, driver had to boot her
Roster had an open spot, and I tried to recruit her
She reached straight for the wallet, didn't know she was a looter
All that I can think about while I'm sitting recording
Is making the introduction, like “Hi, I'm Jordan”
“No telling you about what I'm capable of affording”
“I'm just gonna talk until I reach that coronary organ”
Now she has my bling on talking foreign like it's Klingon
But I'mma sit it through because I'm tryna get my fling on
Learnt the language, talking back and forth like ping pong
Thought I was a little chimp but now she knows I'm king kong
[Pre-Hook]
I'm popping, - even your granny has heard about the nerd
I'm dropping tracks for every single sheep up in this herd
In 2016, I'm the best thing that occurred
And the come up is StateFarm, - fully insured
[Hook]
I'm the dog, spell it backwards, it still de-fines me
And I've got these lambs chopped in a three times three
Tutor twice a week, I'm a part-time T
But the game is round the clock, I'm a full-time G