[Verse 1] I'm a soothsayer, booth slayer, call me truth teller Champagne overflowing, so I had to buy a new cellar Took away my edges, now I am a smooth fella And when I wear that navy, ladies call me blue k**er Spitting like SARS and delivering the bars Universal coverage, get these bars on Mars I set the bar and you fall under it, you're not on par Time for a revolution, rap game is the tsar Conor McGregor, I'm a two weight champ Can be a scamp but got romance like “Lady and the Tramp” When I'm finished rapping, all these panties are damp Cranium full of ideas, my head is a lamp That's the lights on, this is the right song If you change the jukebox, that's when the fight's on Ford Anglia, turn a car into a plane, flight Ron Right on, future so bright, saw it, now my sight's gone [Pre-Hook] I'm popping, - even your granny has heard about the nerd I'm dropping tracks for every single sheep up in this herd In 2016, I'm the best thing that occurred And the come up is StateFarm, - fully insured [Hook] I'm the dog, spell it backwards, it still de-fines me And I've got these lambs chopped in a three times three Tutor twice a week, I'm a part-time T But the game is round the clock, I'm a full-time G [Verse 2] Call me Henry with a gun, I'm a Tudor and a shooter I'm a king, best transport, can't catch me on a scooter Spit back these lines like it's code in a computer I'm the flyest suitor, am the law, judge, jury, prosecutor No car to pool to school, take the bus, I'm a commuter Girl walks on the bus, no fare, driver had to boot her Roster had an open spot, and I tried to recruit her She reached straight for the wallet, didn't know she was a looter All that I can think about while I'm sitting recording Is making the introduction, like “Hi, I'm Jordan” “No telling you about what I'm capable of affording” “I'm just gonna talk until I reach that coronary organ” Now she has my bling on talking foreign like it's Klingon But I'mma sit it through because I'm tryna get my fling on Learnt the language, talking back and forth like ping pong Thought I was a little chimp but now she knows I'm king kong [Pre-Hook] I'm popping, - even your granny has heard about the nerd I'm dropping tracks for every single sheep up in this herd In 2016, I'm the best thing that occurred And the come up is StateFarm, - fully insured [Hook] I'm the dog, spell it backwards, it still de-fines me And I've got these lambs chopped in a three times three Tutor twice a week, I'm a part-time T But the game is round the clock, I'm a full-time G