Meeow, Meeow, Meeow, Meeow
My girl has got a p**y she keeps it hid from view
And everywhere that she goes that p**y goes there too
It don't drink milk or wash it's face and it don't even purr
But it's got lovely whiskers and a lot of ginger fur
A week ago last Tuesday I come home from the pub
I said 'Where's that little p**y that I love to stroke and rub'
But p**y wasn't willing and it was plain to see
Someone had already stroked her and that someone wasn't me!
And
(Chorus)
Somebody else is stroking the p**y that I thought was mine
Someone's petting and poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken, I'll k** that filthy swine
'Cos somebody else is stroking the p**y that I thought was mine
p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y. Meeow. (x4)
I loved that little p**y, it filled me with delight
But now I never see p**y all day and it stays out late at night
Some Siamese or Persian has shattered all my dreams
He tickles her nose like I once did and he fills her up with cream
Meeow!
p**y, p**y!
Meeow!
p**y, p**y!
Meeow!
p**y, p**y!
Meeow!
Where are you, you f**ing cat!
(Chorus)
p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y. Meeow. (x15)
Where are ya p**y!
p**y! Here p**y!
Where are ya, ya f**ing ba*tards!
Here p**y! Pussssy! Pusssy!
Oh there you are, ya bloody animal!