Ivor Biggun - The p**y Song lyrics

Meeow, Meeow, Meeow, Meeow My girl has got a p**y she keeps it hid from view And everywhere that she goes that p**y goes there too It don't drink milk or wash it's face and it don't even purr But it's got lovely whiskers and a lot of ginger fur A week ago last Tuesday I come home from the pub I said 'Where's that little p**y that I love to stroke and rub' But p**y wasn't willing and it was plain to see Someone had already stroked her and that someone wasn't me! And (Chorus) Somebody else is stroking the p**y that I thought was mine Someone's petting and poking and it really is a crime And now my heart is broken, I'll k** that filthy swine 'Cos somebody else is stroking the p**y that I thought was mine p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y. Meeow. (x4) I loved that little p**y, it filled me with delight But now I never see p**y all day and it stays out late at night Some Siamese or Persian has shattered all my dreams He tickles her nose like I once did and he fills her up with cream Meeow! p**y, p**y! Meeow! p**y, p**y! Meeow! p**y, p**y! Meeow! Where are you, you f**ing cat! (Chorus) p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y, p**y. Meeow. (x15) Where are ya p**y! p**y! Here p**y! Where are ya, ya f**ing ba*tards! Here p**y! Pussssy! Pusssy! Oh there you are, ya bloody animal!