Lyrics:
Slept through my alarm again
Must've been the karma since
I hogged the stall last night
And granny stooled in her depends
A stinky situation since I tardied last week
Now I gotta hear my bosses' foolhardy brash speak
Talking 'bout he's gonna fire me or cut my hours
To make matters worse I'm fighting shrinkage in the coldest showers
I make it quick and dirty
Quick and clean
Could've had fresh squeeze
But now I'm scarfing down this stale a** jimmy dean
Looking for my keys in the spot I always leave 'em
But you know how life goes, can't find it when you need it
That's 5 minutes depleted before I cue the ignition
Backing out so fast, didn't take in the image
Of the trash bin left errantly
I guess I'll check for dents at work 'cause right now
I've got 5 miles ahead of me
Of course when I hit the corner it starts storming
Used my wipers, almost blindsided the moose that looked dead to me
Feeling like it's rainbow road
Rocky bulwinkled his toe
Threatened to sue me by the same guys that arrested me
My father works PD, got off with a warning/
A stroke of luck before more bad on this s**y morning/
I got written up when I clocked in for work/
To be robbed ten minutes later by a guy without a shirt/
His chest read give me loot/
So he didn't say much/
Except have a nice day while he stole a great bunch/
Of ones, tens
Hundreds out the machine/
I hated being a clerk before but now I really doubt this thing/
I'm out of seven hours I could've put towards school
And I'm out of eleven bucks I could've put towards pool
Money from gambling on bowl games
And the last thing I need is trojans losing close games
This is by far the worst day ever
No need for more pain
To all going through it
Keep your head up wish for sun
And hope it doesn't bring more rain