(IV. Beatz) - Worst Day Ever lyrics

Lyrics: Slept through my alarm again Must've been the karma since I hogged the stall last night And granny stooled in her depends A stinky situation since I tardied last week Now I gotta hear my bosses' foolhardy brash speak Talking 'bout he's gonna fire me or cut my hours To make matters worse I'm fighting shrinkage in the coldest showers I make it quick and dirty Quick and clean Could've had fresh squeeze But now I'm scarfing down this stale a** jimmy dean Looking for my keys in the spot I always leave 'em But you know how life goes, can't find it when you need it That's 5 minutes depleted before I cue the ignition Backing out so fast, didn't take in the image Of the trash bin left errantly I guess I'll check for dents at work 'cause right now I've got 5 miles ahead of me Of course when I hit the corner it starts storming Used my wipers, almost blindsided the moose that looked dead to me Feeling like it's rainbow road Rocky bulwinkled his toe Threatened to sue me by the same guys that arrested me My father works PD, got off with a warning/ A stroke of luck before more bad on this s**y morning/ I got written up when I clocked in for work/ To be robbed ten minutes later by a guy without a shirt/ His chest read give me loot/ So he didn't say much/ Except have a nice day while he stole a great bunch/ Of ones, tens Hundreds out the machine/ I hated being a clerk before but now I really doubt this thing/ I'm out of seven hours I could've put towards school And I'm out of eleven bucks I could've put towards pool Money from gambling on bowl games And the last thing I need is trojans losing close games This is by far the worst day ever No need for more pain To all going through it Keep your head up wish for sun And hope it doesn't bring more rain