Has the jury reached a verdict?
Yes, your Honor.
We find the defendant guilty on all counts.
The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hands
He was takin' me to jail, but that wasn't my plan
I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
I jumped over the others, and kicked the door down with my feet
Ran down the stairs and headed right into the street
Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
I hit the gas and I'm swervin' in and out of my lane
Coppers on my tail, I'm drivin' like I'm insane
Old man up in the street, crossin' slowly with his cane
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car
Hopped over a wall, runnin' through someone's yard
Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
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Why do they f** with me? (When I'm having fun)
Why do they f** with me? (When I'm on the run)
Why do they f** with me? ('Cause I ain't the one)
They get the boooo-oo-o-o-one
I busted out through the front door and booked down the block
The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shootin' a glock
The mailman tried to stop me but I picked up a rock
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
Police screechin' 'round the corner with their red and blue lights
I threw some f**in' nerdy off his 10 speed bike
But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
I ran into a restaurant, busted into the kitchen
Workers on my a** and the cooks, they was b**hin'
A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof
Chopper bustin' shots at me and I ain't bulletproof
I threw a rock up at the gunman and blew out his tooth
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
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Cut through the parkin' lot, I ran up into the mall
Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers, and all
Throwin' shoppers off the escalator, watchin' them fall
They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!)
Absolute pandemonium all over the place
Everybody dropped their shopping bags and joined in the chase
Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
Stole his f**in' golf cart and bust through the gla**
Sideswiped a mannequin and cut across the gra**
Some f**in' kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his a**
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!)
Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke
I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losin' all hope
I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke
They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!)
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