Has the jury reached a verdict? Yes, your Honor. We find the defendant guilty on all counts. The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hands He was takin' me to jail, but that wasn't my plan I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) I jumped over the others, and kicked the door down with my feet Ran down the stairs and headed right into the street Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) I hit the gas and I'm swervin' in and out of my lane Coppers on my tail, I'm drivin' like I'm insane Old man up in the street, crossin' slowly with his cane He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car Hopped over a wall, runnin' through someone's yard Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) [Chorus] Why do they f** with me? (When I'm having fun) Why do they f** with me? (When I'm on the run) Why do they f** with me? ('Cause I ain't the one) They get the boooo-oo-o-o-one I busted out through the front door and booked down the block The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shootin' a glock The mailman tried to stop me but I picked up a rock He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) Police screechin' 'round the corner with their red and blue lights I threw some f**in' nerdy off his 10 speed bike But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) I ran into a restaurant, busted into the kitchen Workers on my a** and the cooks, they was b**hin' A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof Chopper bustin' shots at me and I ain't bulletproof I threw a rock up at the gunman and blew out his tooth He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) [Chorus] Cut through the parkin' lot, I ran up into the mall Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers, and all Throwin' shoppers off the escalator, watchin' them fall They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!) Absolute pandemonium all over the place Everybody dropped their shopping bags and joined in the chase Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) Stole his f**in' golf cart and bust through the gla** Sideswiped a mannequin and cut across the gra** Some f**in' kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his a** He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!) Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losin' all hope I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!) [Chorus]