Oh hi there, Mr. Jerk Face in the Whole Foods parking lot
It must be nice to slide right in to the very last parking spot
Never mind that I circled ten times just to buy overpriced health food
But you know what Mr. Prius?
Good for you
Well, in the South they say ‘Bless your heart!'
In New York, they'd flip you the bird
But in the Midwest, the pa**ive aggressive will get you the last word
Out in the Bay, they say ‘Namaste'
But I'm getting back to my roots
Instead of saying ‘Go f** yourself!' I say ‘Good for you'
Oh hi there, little Miss Overnight Millionaire Pop Star In The News
It must be nice to sing pointless words with every note auto-tuned
Never mind the decades I spent writing heartfelt songs for less than minimum wage
When I'm just as pretty, I'm twice as smart
And I'm probably three times your age
Well, in the South they say ‘Bless your heart!'
In New York, they'd flip you the bird
But in the Midwest, the pa**ive aggressive will get you the last word
Out in the Bay, they say ‘Namaste'
But I'm getting back to my roots
Instead of saying ‘Go f** yourself!' I say ‘Good for you'
Tell me, what's it like?
Oh well, that must be nice
Good for you