Oh hi there, Mr. Jerk Face in the Whole Foods parking lot It must be nice to slide right in to the very last parking spot Never mind that I circled ten times just to buy overpriced health food But you know what Mr. Prius? Good for you Well, in the South they say ‘Bless your heart!' In New York, they'd flip you the bird But in the Midwest, the pa**ive aggressive will get you the last word Out in the Bay, they say ‘Namaste' But I'm getting back to my roots Instead of saying ‘Go f** yourself!' I say ‘Good for you' Oh hi there, little Miss Overnight Millionaire Pop Star In The News It must be nice to sing pointless words with every note auto-tuned Never mind the decades I spent writing heartfelt songs for less than minimum wage When I'm just as pretty, I'm twice as smart And I'm probably three times your age Well, in the South they say ‘Bless your heart!' In New York, they'd flip you the bird But in the Midwest, the pa**ive aggressive will get you the last word Out in the Bay, they say ‘Namaste' But I'm getting back to my roots Instead of saying ‘Go f** yourself!' I say ‘Good for you' Tell me, what's it like? Oh well, that must be nice Good for you