I go down to the ocean
I take a walk upon your shores
I dig up a big old hairy clam
And then take out the pearl
Because it's a metaphor
I marinate your flank steak
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
Take your little brother to the zoo
And I'll marinate your flank steak
Because it's a metaphor for f**ing (x2)
I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
I'll f** you with my dick
I'll put my magic wand inside your car
Then I'll marinate your flank steak
Because it's a metaphor for flank steak (x2)
Flank steak is delicious
Wish I was eating it right now
And every time that I see one
Wanna tittyf** the flank steak
Because it's a metaphor for f**ing flank steak (x2)
Love is such a mystery...