I go down to the ocean I take a walk upon your shores I dig up a big old hairy clam And then take out the pearl Because it's a metaphor I marinate your flank steak I'll bread your jumbo shrimp Take your little brother to the zoo And I'll marinate your flank steak Because it's a metaphor for f**ing (x2) I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship I'll f** you with my dick I'll put my magic wand inside your car Then I'll marinate your flank steak Because it's a metaphor for flank steak (x2) Flank steak is delicious Wish I was eating it right now And every time that I see one Wanna tittyf** the flank steak Because it's a metaphor for f**ing flank steak (x2) Love is such a mystery...