Spoken: and that's what rock n' roll comes down to, it's the show. The performance. Everything else secondary to the show
Verse 1:
2016. It's you boy. First name Illy, last name Joel AKA Marty McFlyist, the time traveling hip hop wizard. I've been rapping my whole life and never won a grammy. Yo, let's do this. Let's go
I get more head in this cla** than Dennis Blunden
Chillin' by a mac cla**ic while Arvid's giving bumpkins
I'm f**in' carol seaver while she's puking up her lunch
I'm kissing Marcia's lips while getting cheered on by the bunch
A dirty mother f**er jerking off to TV Guide
A yearly subscription pages sticky cum inside
Keaton is cheatin' is eaten between Justines thighs
I f**ed the whole cast of family ties
Skippy got sickly and left the neighborhood
Tootie, Natalie, and Blair been eaten' p**y good
Take the good take the bad when you're eating the beaver
Robot Vicky's in the closet and so is Ben Seaver
Tony is the boss when it comes to house
He's f**ing Monica putting his hand up Angela's blouse
Tim Taylor, Al Borland this is my Binford tool
You can call me Mr. Feeny when I'm f**ing you at school!
Verse 2:
And that's how it's done, but we're not done yet! I started this whole hip hop sh** in 1977. September 29th. Let's do it!
My Kevin Arnold's deep inside of Winnie's popper
I'm getting extra credits after cla** with Mr. Cooper
Cousin Larry and Balki are f**ing Nell Carter
I put my dick inside of Kelly Bundy in front of her father!
T-G-I-F have mercy when you kiss her
Don't tell me to cut it out when I'm eating Kimmy's giblet
I'm a not ready for time prime player getting laid at noon
I'm getting blown throughout the house you can call me max headroom
Woody f**ing Diane Chambers, Sam is getting mad
In front of Stacy, Mrs. Winslow just f**ed both of her dads
Jerry and Elaine just had a three way with Newman's a**
Kramer f**ing George Costanza in a new york cab
I'm a late night host f**ing everyone you seen on TV
Each page in my TV Guide is getting extra sticky
Call me Steven Urkel, I will f** you if you're fat
Busted a nut too early - did i do that?!
As a matter of fact i did
Spoken: In the past you've been sort of cynical about showbiz aspects of the music business, are you still cynical now that you've achieved success? No, I've met too many stars. Real established big stars, I've seen it go to their head. It's just boring. Well, me, me, me and my deal and my movies and my image. It's like get away from me! You know?