Illy Joel - Doing It All lyrics

Spoken: and that's what rock n' roll comes down to, it's the show. The performance. Everything else secondary to the show Verse 1: 2016. It's you boy. First name Illy, last name Joel AKA Marty McFlyist, the time traveling hip hop wizard. I've been rapping my whole life and never won a grammy. Yo, let's do this. Let's go I get more head in this cla** than Dennis Blunden Chillin' by a mac cla**ic while Arvid's giving bumpkins I'm f**in' carol seaver while she's puking up her lunch I'm kissing Marcia's lips while getting cheered on by the bunch A dirty mother f**er jerking off to TV Guide A yearly subscription pages sticky cum inside Keaton is cheatin' is eaten between Justines thighs I f**ed the whole cast of family ties Skippy got sickly and left the neighborhood Tootie, Natalie, and Blair been eaten' p**y good Take the good take the bad when you're eating the beaver Robot Vicky's in the closet and so is Ben Seaver Tony is the boss when it comes to house He's f**ing Monica putting his hand up Angela's blouse Tim Taylor, Al Borland this is my Binford tool You can call me Mr. Feeny when I'm f**ing you at school! Verse 2: And that's how it's done, but we're not done yet! I started this whole hip hop sh** in 1977. September 29th. Let's do it! My Kevin Arnold's deep inside of Winnie's popper I'm getting extra credits after cla** with Mr. Cooper Cousin Larry and Balki are f**ing Nell Carter I put my dick inside of Kelly Bundy in front of her father! T-G-I-F have mercy when you kiss her Don't tell me to cut it out when I'm eating Kimmy's giblet I'm a not ready for time prime player getting laid at noon I'm getting blown throughout the house you can call me max headroom Woody f**ing Diane Chambers, Sam is getting mad In front of Stacy, Mrs. Winslow just f**ed both of her dads Jerry and Elaine just had a three way with Newman's a** Kramer f**ing George Costanza in a new york cab I'm a late night host f**ing everyone you seen on TV Each page in my TV Guide is getting extra sticky Call me Steven Urkel, I will f** you if you're fat Busted a nut too early - did i do that?! As a matter of fact i did Spoken: In the past you've been sort of cynical about showbiz aspects of the music business, are you still cynical now that you've achieved success? No, I've met too many stars. Real established big stars, I've seen it go to their head. It's just boring. Well, me, me, me and my deal and my movies and my image. It's like get away from me! You know?