Winnie The Pooh is having a wa*k
'And what are you up to?' said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell
Singing: 'f** off Noddy, you stupid prat'
'f** off Noddy in your rotten hat'
Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffet's been sick as a dog
Singing: 'f** off Noddy, you little prick'
'f** off Noddy, you get on my wick'
Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezy's flaked out, he can't see the point
'f** this for a lark' said Sweet Jack of Hearts
'Which one of you ba*tards has sh** on my tarts?'
Singing: 'f** off Noddy you bloodless berk'
'f** off Noddy, you're just a jerk'
f** off Noddy, you smelly turd
f** off Noddy you're so absurd
f** off Noddy you stupid prat
f** off Noddy in your rotten hat
f** off Noddy you little wimp
f** off Noddy you're a piss brained shrimp
f** off Noddy you stupid prat
f** off Noddy in your rotten hat