Winnie The Pooh is having a wa*k 'And what are you up to?' said Tommy the Tank Peter the Rabbit is at it as well And all the young pixies in Dingelydell Singing: 'f** off Noddy, you stupid prat' 'f** off Noddy in your rotten hat' Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack Mary Contrary is flat on her back Pinky and Perky are having a snog Little Miss Muffet's been sick as a dog Singing: 'f** off Noddy, you little prick' 'f** off Noddy, you get on my wick' Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint Sneezy's flaked out, he can't see the point 'f** this for a lark' said Sweet Jack of Hearts 'Which one of you ba*tards has sh** on my tarts?' Singing: 'f** off Noddy you bloodless berk' 'f** off Noddy, you're just a jerk' f** off Noddy, you smelly turd f** off Noddy you're so absurd f** off Noddy you stupid prat f** off Noddy in your rotten hat f** off Noddy you little wimp f** off Noddy you're a piss brained shrimp f** off Noddy you stupid prat f** off Noddy in your rotten hat