[Goretex]
Britney gets injections in her cheeks, I'm like Woody Harrelson
Pounds of trees, Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on speed
Ashley Judd our caps thick
Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool - she only s** black dick
Levay got Jane beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin
Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine
Pete Townsend: internet pedophile and queer
Micheal's been buggin', f**in' these boys for twenty-two years
Givin' 'em wine, so get away with blood and tango
OJ's still up in clubs lookin' for blondes to strangle
John Candy: poisioned, Andy Gibb was infected
Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer's fridge was protected
Bobby turnin' Whitney out, Janet's titty was flooded
Lil' Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves' got a husband
Walk through walls like David Blaine, I'm ballin' in Maryland
Like Macy Grey at the Grammy's, come out zapped on h**n
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Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows
You could be the next contestant, keep you on your f**in toes
You're still a s*ut, b**h I'll rip you out your f**in' clothes
You act as a f*ggot, when the camera's on you play the role
[Goretex]
Your wife's eager to take DP's like Catherine Zeta
Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on beaver
Runnin' a train in Nicole Ritchie, she's lovin' the needle
A junkie f** like Yasmin Bleeth and a c*nt that's lethal
Misogynist tapes with a k**er grimace like Robert Blake
Mariah slit her wrist cause half her face got hit with a rake
Angelina Jolie is s**ing off her brother and father
I need s*uts thats tough with fat a**es like Jennifer Garner
Bendin' her over, coat her with the dips and K
I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey
Smashin' up whips like Billy Joel destroying the document
Takin' acid like Kennedy, black masks with protestants (backwards)
Melissa Force s**ing me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke
With hookers on dope to choke a f**in' horse
Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem
I'm on top, we cruisin Hollywood, I got 'em
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