Gore Elohim - Celebrity Roast lyrics

[Goretex] Britney gets injections in her cheeks, I'm like Woody Harrelson Pounds of trees, Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on speed Ashley Judd our caps thick Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool - she only s** black dick Levay got Jane beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine Pete Townsend: internet pedophile and queer Micheal's been buggin', f**in' these boys for twenty-two years Givin' 'em wine, so get away with blood and tango OJ's still up in clubs lookin' for blondes to strangle John Candy: poisioned, Andy Gibb was infected Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer's fridge was protected Bobby turnin' Whitney out, Janet's titty was flooded Lil' Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves' got a husband Walk through walls like David Blaine, I'm ballin' in Maryland Like Macy Grey at the Grammy's, come out zapped on h**n [Hook: repeat 2X] Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows You could be the next contestant, keep you on your f**in toes You're still a s*ut, b**h I'll rip you out your f**in' clothes You act as a f*ggot, when the camera's on you play the role [Goretex] Your wife's eager to take DP's like Catherine Zeta Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on beaver Runnin' a train in Nicole Ritchie, she's lovin' the needle A junkie f** like Yasmin Bleeth and a c*nt that's lethal Misogynist tapes with a k**er grimace like Robert Blake Mariah slit her wrist cause half her face got hit with a rake Angelina Jolie is s**ing off her brother and father I need s*uts thats tough with fat a**es like Jennifer Garner Bendin' her over, coat her with the dips and K I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey Smashin' up whips like Billy Joel destroying the document Takin' acid like Kennedy, black masks with protestants (backwards) Melissa Force s**ing me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke With hookers on dope to choke a f**in' horse Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem I'm on top, we cruisin Hollywood, I got 'em [Hook]