[Verse 1: Gillooly]
I gotta keep it minimalistic
Cuz these critical listeners
Are hoping cynical Christopher
Will give 'em more than they wishing for
I put my definition in it's simplest form
So you get informed
Of who's spitting it sicker than parents of children who in the kitchen watching daddy's liquor pour
And he ain't happy cuz he can't afford to get no more
I'm overworked and underslept
Total nerd and stuck up mess
Shoulder's colder than the frozen borders of both the polars
Soul's older than most grown folks
I'm totally sober, I'm on the road going forward
And I am a hopeful jerk that loves your dress
Nah I'm just kidding
I ain't got time for women who got time for a s** life but no time for living
I'm all about business
Try to take away my office chair
I'll have to stop you there