[Verse 1: Gillooly] I gotta keep it minimalistic Cuz these critical listeners Are hoping cynical Christopher Will give 'em more than they wishing for I put my definition in it's simplest form So you get informed Of who's spitting it sicker than parents of children who in the kitchen watching daddy's liquor pour And he ain't happy cuz he can't afford to get no more I'm overworked and underslept Total nerd and stuck up mess Shoulder's colder than the frozen borders of both the polars Soul's older than most grown folks I'm totally sober, I'm on the road going forward And I am a hopeful jerk that loves your dress Nah I'm just kidding I ain't got time for women who got time for a s** life but no time for living I'm all about business Try to take away my office chair I'll have to stop you there