I'd live in diamond mansions
If I could.
I want my own private jet,
I know I should.
But I'll never buy my kids
From Africa or Ukraine,
And I'll never understand this
If I lived my whole life again.
I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity,
And I'll never pay up
To the Church of Scientology.
I won't have to face up
To the cameras at the door,
Pills on the floor.
And I'll suffer at the hands
Of born-agains,
And get punished
By a fan with old dog breath.
But then I'd never feel
The warm embrace of the pouring rain,
Or carry my dog in a handbag
Cause that is patently insane.
I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity,
And I'll never pay up
To the Church of Scientology.
I won't have to face up
To the cameras at the door,
Pills on the floor. (x3)